Testo I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon) The Lonely Island

I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)

Sometimes (ooohhhh)
something beautiful
happens in this world (Akon...)
You don't know how
to express yourself so... (and Lonely Island)
You just gotta sing.

[Akon]
I Just Had sex...and it felt so good! (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her!
I Just Had sex... and I'll never go back (I'll nerver go back)
to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past.

[Lonely Island]
Have you ever had sex?
I have-it felt great! (yeehh)
It felt so good
when I did it
with my penis. (yehhh)

A girl let me do it-
it literally just happend... (uoooohh)
Havin' sex can
make a nice man
out the meanest!

Never guess where
I just came from-
I had sex!
if I had to describe
the feeling-
it was the best! (When I had the sex)

When I had the sex,
man my penis felt great!
And I called my parents right after
I was done. (ooohhh)

Oh hey, didn't see
you there- guess
what I just did!
Had sex, undressed-
saw her boobies
and the rest.

Was sure nice of her to let
you do that thing.
Nice of any girl ever-
now sing!

[Akon]
I Just Had sex...and it felt so good! (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her!
I wanna tell the world!

[Lonely Island]
To be honest
I'm surprised she even
wanted me to do it

Doesn't really make sense-
but man, screw it!
I ain't one to argue
with a good thing.

She could be my wife- that good?
the best 30 seconds of my life! (my life)

I'm so humbled by
a girl's ability to let me do her.
'Cuz honestly I'd have sex
with a pile of manure. (ouohhh)

With that in mind,
the soft, nice
smellin' girl's better.
'Cuz she let me
Wear my chain and
my turtle neck sweater.

[Akon]
So this one's
dedicated to then girls... that let us flop
around on top of them! (yeah)
If you're near or far, whether shor or tall. (yeah)
we wanna thank you all for lettin'us fuck you!

[Lonely Island]
But I cried the whole time- (doesn't matter, have sex!)
I think she might've been a racist- (doesn't matter, have sex!)
She put a bag on my head- (still counts!)

[Akon]
I just had sex... and my dreams came true! (dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last
30 minutes then you're qualified
to sing with me!

I Just had sex...(everbody sing!)
...and felt so good!(we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her!
(I wanna tell the world!)

I just had sex
and I'll never go back...(I'll never go back!)
...to the not-having-sex
days of the past.