Testo One time's got no case Sir Mix-A-Lot

One time's got no case

*spoken*

What you pullin me over fo mistuh offi-suh?
Ill be askin the questions leroy.
My name aint leroy, man.
Heh, all right jerome, outta the car.
Man, why I gotta be jerome man? why cant I be tommy or philbert or something?
Just put your hands on the hood muhammed

*rap*

Its the man that you love to hate
Coming outta washington state
Cops dont like my profile
Cause mixalot kicks much style
So the man is on my trail
He wanna take mix to jail
If he does, Ill make the bail
Cause I know alot of rich females
Im shakin em just like this
Keepin that porsche in fifth
King county cops dont quit
Even when a young brothers legit
So they follow me wherever I go
I hear em on the radio
With a scanner that I bought from the sto
Cause a brother like mix gotta know
Im checkin them cops with radar
They dont believe Im a rap star
That my brain is up to par
An Im ready when they follow my car
I know they wanna spray me with mace
Cause my trunk keeps pumpin much bass
But they best get outta my face
Cause one-times got no case, give it to me

One-times got no case

The police think Im movin them keys
They trip cause I clock much d
They pull a gat an they yell out freeze!
Im whippin out my i.d.
My gat sits under my seat
The cops throw me out in the street
They found my gun like thieves
Officer friendly has got a new beat
So I show him my gun permit
I told him I roll legit
Give me a test to see if Im drinkin
They claim my breath was stinkin
They had me walk on the line
I walked backwards stopped on a dime
My female just reclines
Cause she knows I know the time
Im hip to the cop procedure
They get ya everytime they see ya
They stop ya, they cuff ya
They roll ya an they rough ya
They ask what I do for a livin
Should this information be givin?
This is what keeps me driven
Some cops want a brother in prison
So I got me a few attorneys
Just in case a cop wanna burn me
They protect me from the state
Cause one-times got no case, break it on down

One-times got no case

A cop asks me whats my name, and dont lie
And Im askin officer why?
Why ya wanna mess with a brother like mix
When you know Im livin legit?
The cop said dont get smart.
I tear soul-brother apart
I said well take off your gun, if you wanna get done
An Ill show you that I aint the one
The cop rolled up his fist
Puts the handcuffs on my wrists
Then he threw a straight jab and he missed
A female cop pulls up and shes pissed
But this cop had k-9
A soul sister, yes shes fine
I said wont ya help a brother outta bind?
But that badge was going to her mind
So she stuck a billy club in my back
She said dont think because youre black
That I wont beat you, crack, hit you with the gat
Her partner starts to laugh

Oooh, hit em again. hit em again.

So they took me on down to the jail
P.l.b. came to pay my bail
Then we called goldstein and claire
Thems my lawyers
Walkin up the stairs
To the courtroom dressed in suits
bout to give a couple cops the boot
So the female cop takes the stand
Took her oath with the wrong damn hand
My lawyers ate her up like catfish
The other cop pleads the fifth
She lost her job
I seen a few tears on her face
Sorry baby, one-times got no case