Testo Swap meet louie Sir Mix-A-Lot

Swap meet louie

*spoken*

Hey, homeys!
Who me?
Yeah, thats right. you the fly hustler.
Yall still sellin that fake louie, huh?
Hey! dont be turnin the highside up in here. you dont even got the
Dope...
Oh, baby, I dont need the highside, just give me some khakis and im
Straight.
Tryin dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta? who you think you are?
M.c. hammer? you cant ford this louis vuitton!
What you mean I cant afford it. why would I wanna afford some old fake
Louie, baby
If thats real louie, Im tom cruise.
Excuse me, Id like to buy some.
You dont know jack about this louie. take your sorry self over booth
Number 2 for
The crack pipe.
Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe right here baby.

*rap*

Wooah, louis vuitton never made a sweatsuit
But youre swearin up and down, that you got the louie boots
So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless
Rip phantom top on your seven six cutlass
In the shop louis vee is what you seek
Black knight cortez slippin on your feet
Youre saggin, droop like a bawla
Your girl starts walkin towards the counter, so you call her
Oooh, this is on. why dont you get this for me?
Everytime you hit the swap meet, its gimme, gimme, gimme.
A little old lady in the back starts to creep, shes deep
Through cazelleys she peeks
Her name is mary pong and shes got it going on
Swap meet weed, with the swap meet thongs
Leather miniskirt with the oriental draw
Little mary pong is raw
She says I wanna make your girlfriend look good
Start buying all your louie in the hood
And your sprung, on the two for one
Fake louie at the swap meet, son
Now you know brown louie is played
But youre drunk and you just got paid
So you bought the gear, little mary says see ya
Little did you know it was made in korea?

Swap meet louie, swap meet louie
Thats right, tell em homeys
Swap meet louie, swap meet louie
Right here baby
Swap meet louie, swap meet louie
What you need?
Swap meet louie, swap meet louie
You dont know jack about this louie

Victim number two, a rich young couple from bellvue
Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb couple bout to get beat
Out came little mary pong, she had the big louie vee gear on
The couple got sprung and the wife want some
Louie vee hat with the diamonds
Shes thinkin she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal
The hat mighta had a l v on the back
But at the swap meet that aint jack
But she bought it, cost about three hun
Mary pong said youre the one
But when the girls louie got wet she started complainin
Baby girls louie started fadin
Now shes tryin to take it back
But the swap meet dont play that
Cause when a customer tries to intimidate
Mary pong pulls a .38
She aint about to get bum rushed
Shes strapped an shes ready to bust
But at the swap meet you dont pay tax
Theyre movin out fake louie by the batch

Swap meet louie, clockin lotsa dollas
Swap meet louie, we all got gold
Swap meet louie, black silk jackets
Swap meet louie, rich flaunt clout
Swap meet louie, swap meet louie
Swap meet louie, swap meet louie

Me an attitude adjuster stepped smooth at a swap meet
Buyin much gear for the feet
When we spot mary pong with a blank face
Sellin bootleg mixalot tapes
The brother bought the tape and kept steppin
Mary pong starts lookin for a weapon
I got a plan n Im about to use it
Whats up with the bootleg music?
Mary pong is about to get jacked
She had a stack of big bootleg racks
Me and attitude creeped like snakes
Grabbed the tapes and the louie and break
The whole swap meet went crazy
Im sockin more fools than patrick swayze
Toss a mess of fake louie in the trunk
Hit the gas and the tach just sunk
Like that, Im outta there
Swift brothers like to roll in pairs
So we jet, to the boulevard fast
Slingin swap meet louie for cash

Swap meet louie, swap meet louie
Thats right, tell em homeys
Swap meet louie, swap meet louie
Right here baby
Swap meet louie, swap meet louie
What you need?
Swap meet louie, swap meet louie
You dont know jack about this louie