Testo Winnebago The Arrogant Worms

Winnebago

(trevors lines are italicized)

Winnebago!

Oh yeah!

Oh, man!

Its so great to be out in the road!

It sure is, man!

Hey, look at all them little cars going beside us.. look how small they are!

Theyre so tiny! oh yeah!

We have some great perspective from up here in our

Winnebago!

Yeah, man, we got everything in here, man!

Thats right.

Im gonna make some coffee, man!

You making coffee?

You want some coffee?

Im gonna make some photocopies!

Oh, can you make some for me?

Yeah, thatd be great!

And can you bind them for me, too?

Oh, you bet, we can do anything in our

Winnebago!

You know what?

What?

I kinda got a hankering for a hot-tub.

A hot-tub! a hot-tub!

You know, I think I might go on back to the hot-tub and give my old bones a soak, you know what Im saying?

Okay, well, man, dont you want to play some tennis first, man?

Tennis? where are we going to play tennis?

On the top of our

Winnebago!

Yeah!

Oh yeah! I forgot about that!

I just put that in by the helicopter pad!

Thats.. wow, the helicopter pad?

Oh yeah, man, just so we can get you and fly around, and that way we can be even higher and look down on our

Winnebago!

You know what the funny thing about having a tennis court on top of our winnebago

Whats that, man?

Is you gotta be a pretty good tennis player, man!

Oh yeah, sure!

You dont wanna miss cause youll lose your balls, you know what I mean?

Oh yeah! we got lots of balls!

Thats true.

Lots of balls.

We could just fill this whole thing with balls, couldnt we?

Ahhhh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Winnebago!

Hey, hey man, did you feel something man?

What do you mean, feel something?

I think.. I think we just ran over some sort of mini or something, man!

Oh no! ha ha ha!

Oh look! theres a honda civic on our grill!

Man, those guys are small!

Oh yeah, really!

Theyre just no match for our

Winnebago!

Yeah, thats right.

Hey, if youre still alive, come on up, buddy! come on!

Come on, we need more people to fill up our winnebago cause its so huge, you know!

Oh yeah, man, you could put like, half of taiwan in this place, man!

Yeah.

We should drive there, man!

Drive to taiwan?

Well, sure, man!

Winnebago!

This baby could do anything, you know..

Really?

Yeah, well just blow the tires up real big!

You know what? you know what I wanna do before we go to taiwan?

Whats that, man?

I wanna stop off at north carolina and get some cheap smokes.

Yeah? oh, thats a good idea, yeah..

We could go to bobs butt world, you know?

Oh yeah, hes got good butts, bob.

Hes got serious butts.

Yeah.

We could just fill our

Winnebago!

Yeah, Im just gonna go back to the smoking section now.

Talking about smoking, man, do you smell that?

Smell what?

Oh man! I left the turkey in the oven!

Oh no!

Oh no!

How are we gonna feed all these people?

I dont know, man!

Were gonna have to kick them out of our

Winnebago!

See you later, suckers!

Yeah, well see you later, man!

This is our winnebago!

Yeah, this is ours, you cant have our winnebago!

Oh yeah, were livin la vida loca now!

Oh yeah!

Uh-huh! uh-huh! uh-huh! uh-huh!

Oh yeah!

Yeah yeah yeah!

Yeah!

Thats right

Uh-huh..

Winnebago!

Oh, that feels good!

That sure does, man!

Oh yeah, you know what?

What?

Im tired.

Are you tired?

I think Ill go for a nap now.

Oh, in the.. in the waterbed?

No no, I was thinking of the four-poster.

Oh really? well, Im just gonna go to the wave pool.

Oh really?

Yeah.

Arent you gonna drive? someone has to drive.

Whats that?

You have to drive!

Oh yeah.. Ill take the golf cart down there.

Eh, okay..no, I meant you have to drive our

Oh! you mean drive the winnebago!

Winnebago!

Yeah! oh no, were slowing down..

Yeah, I think

I think were running out of gas!

I think our band is, you know, getting a little tired.

Yeah.

They were counting on that turkey, man!

Its tough to have a house band in your winnebago, you know.

Winnebago!

See, they wanted to play on that one!

I know!

But you screwed them up!

Theyre always coming in too fast, you know, man..

Or too late!

Winnebago!

There they go again!

What was that one?

Im getting so sick and tired of saying

Winnebago!

Its a good word though, man, it rolls right off the tongue..

Man! oh, oh..

You know, I heard that the winnebagos are an indian tribe, man.

Really?

Yeah!

An indian tribe?

Yeah, they didnt ride no horses though, man..

Did they have ladders up the side of them?

Oh yeah! no no, they just drove around in

Winnebagos!

You should have seen the cowboys when they came in and tried to take those indians over, man!

Oh yeah! they took the bog w off for the big w ranch.

Yeah!

Thats what I like to call my winnebago sometimes is the big w ranch.

I dont know what youre talking about!

No, but I sure love my

Winnebago!

Oh yeah!

Werent you gonna go to bed sometime, man? I thought you were tired?

You know, I got my second wind.

Oh, you did?

Thats cause this is my second winnebago.

Oh, this is your second?

Yeah, sometimes I get tired

Uh-huh?

But then I just think of my

Winnebago!

Oh yeah.. yeah?

Sometimes.

Yeah.

You know what?

What?

Im kinda tired again.

You really tired?

Yeah, I may go back to the west wing.

Oh yeah man, its nice out there!

You know what else starts with w?

What?

That word that we know?

Whats that?

Ah, how do you say..

Winnebago!

Oh, winnebago! I thought you were going to say washing machine!

No, no.. well..

Cause I got my clothes in there

Yeah, you could afford to do a load, you know.

I think the butlers gonna get them for me though.

Really?

Yeah.

Thats a good idea. you know, the maid is mad at me.

Oh yeah? whys that, man?

I pinched her ass.

Oh.

Yeah, thats right.

She had it coming.

Thats right. well, if youre gonna ride around on my

Winnebago!

Youre gonna get your ass pinched.

Oh, Im glad you said winnebago, I thought you were gonna say ride around on my something else!

No, nothing rude or nothing like that.

No, thats good.

Yeah man.

Wow.

Well, heres me tired again.

Aw, tired again, man?

Oh damn.

Well, you know..

You were saying?

Whats that? ah..

No, no, you go ahead. I shouldnt have interrupted you.

Winnebago!

Yeah!

I think Im gonna go now.

Where are you going?

Im going on the jetski.

Oh really?

Yeah.

We could like, go out on jetskis, or maybe, you know.. Im gonna ride the whale!

Oh, the whale!

Yeah, Im gonna ride the humpback whale thats on the roof..

Yeah?

Near the tennis court, in the pool of our

Winnebago!

Yeah, thats right, sometimes you have to hurry quick.

Yeah, I know.

Cause the ba