Testo Cheatin' Little Brother

Cheatin'

(feat. Mr. Diggs)

[Phonte as Percy Miracles]
Baby...we've been together for so long..
and I just don't know...why you continue to do me
the way you wanna do me?
I checked your cell phone..and I saw a number
I didn't notice he called on that..
So somethin' tells me...either yo' mama done change her number..
[inhales] or you CHEATIN' [exhales]

How could you do this to me after all these years?
Girl I don't know what in the fuck you think this is
Always tryna play around and tell lies while you are not at home
Sorry girl, you busted now, I saw the number on yo' cell phone, you cheatin'

[Chorus]
You was cheatin' (yes you was), caught you creepin' (yes I did)
To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (you triflin' hoe)
Heavy breathing, now I'm leavin'..
(I got to walk out right now, 'cause I just can't take it girl, you was cheatin')
You was cheatin' (yes you was), caught you creepin' (yes I did)
To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (you dirty bitch)
Heavy breathing (yes you was), now I'm leavin'..
(I got to get outta here, 'cause I just can't take it no more

[Mr. Diggs: Ronald Isley impersonator]
La-la, Percy don't you know-ho..
we been through this type of thing before-hore

[Percy]
Ohhhhhhh Lord
But this time it's different, I know I ain't trippin
I looked in the cell phone, saw another man's digits

[Mr. Diggs]
Now, you must be trippin', 'cause you know it's not the same
She caught you from her mama house and maybe her number changed

[Percy]
No, she got the two-thousand minute plan, callin' her minuteman
I'm packin' the kids up, we gone in the minute babe (no don't do it Percy)

[Chorus: (Percy) Mr. Diggs]
You was cheatin' (yes you was), caught you creepin' (yes I did)
To the window, to the wall, [to the wall] skeet-skeetin' (you cold busted)
Heavy breathing (out the door), now I'm leavin'..
(No mo' checks and no mo' CHILD support) [Oh my gawd-hod]
You was cheatin' (Fuck that..), caught you creepin' (I can't believe she would do this to me)
To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (Give her another chance, Percy)
Heavy breathing (She don't deserve it), now I'm leavin'... (no, no, no she don't)
(Let me count the ways that I loved you girl)

[Bridge: Background singers]
I say, one, two, three, four, five
Really wanted you to be my wife
Then I say six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Really wanted you to be my friend
Then I say eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen
Can't, think of nothing that rhyme wit', fifteen

[Percy (Mr. Diggs)]
Ohhh Lord, the background singers just messed up
(Well, Percy I don't give a fuck)
Well, tell me where we gonna go
(We're going to "The Minstrel Shooooooooooow")

[Chorus]
You was cheatin' (yes she was), caught you creepin'
To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin'
(We're live at the show and I DON'T know where to go, baby)
Heavy breathing, now I'm leavin'..
(Ooohh, I'm so hurt, I'm so tired, I don't know what to do
I'm so turned around and I just turn around of seein' faces
and then +I+ just wanna bawl out...)
You was cheatin' (I know how you feel Percy), caught you creepin' (You don't understand)
To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (Believe me, I know how you FEEL-EEL)
Heavy breathing (How do you know?), now I'm leavin'..
(You know in your heart, that you, don't, want, nobody but, HERRRR)

Whoo! Thank you! (thank you, thank you everyone)
Thank you "Minstrel Show"
(Thank ya) thank ya, I'm Percy Miracles, Mr. Diggs..
You sound so wonderful, baby [Mr. Diggs harmonize]

"Hi, this is Devon [?] out of Brooklyn, New York
and you're watching the biggest colored show on earth
'The Minstrel Show'"