Testo Freaky friday Chris Brown

Freaky friday

Lil Dicky, ooh
Mustard on the beat, ho

I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)
Iâ??m so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
Thereâ??s tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
I told him Iâ??m his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)
Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)
Holy shit, I got a kid (oh)
Ohh, I can sing so well
Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
Wait, can I really say the n-word?
What up, my nigga? (woo) What up, my nigga?
Big ups, my nigga, we up, my nigga
You pussy ass nigga, man, fuck yâ??all niggas
'Cause Iâ??m that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
Iâ??m that nigga

I woke up in Chris Brownâ??s body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I canâ??t believe that it's Freaky Friday
Yeah, itâ??s Freaky Friday
Iâ??m in Chris Brown's body
I drive his Ferrari and Iâ??m light-skinned black

(Ring ring) What the fuck?
I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)
Ugh, what the fuck?
This shit is real weak
How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
Walking down the street and ainâ??t nobody know my name (whoa)
Ainâ??t no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
Ainâ??t nobody judging 'cause Iâ??m black or my controversial past
Iâ??ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)
Ayy, Iâ??m a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
Why his momma calling all the time?
Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
Wait, if Iâ??m in Dickyâ??s body, Breezy is who?
Hope my daughterâ??s in school
Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
What would I do?

I woke up in Chris Brownâ??s body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I canâ??t believe that itâ??s Freaky Friday
Yeah, itâ??s Freaky Friday
Iâ??m in Chris Brown's body
I look at my soft dick with delight, itâ??s my dream dick

If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
Iâ??m tryna to find myself like an introspective monk
Iâ??m balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk
Snap a flick of my junk
My dick is trending on Twitter? Fuck
Now Iâ??m at the club, I talked my way into getting in
I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
I signal to him to let me in but he wonâ??t let me in
I donâ??t know who that is
Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)
Walked up to that motherfucker
Wait, think it through for a sec
If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
But wait, I love myself
That was the key, now we're switching back

I woke up in Chris Brownâ??s body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
(I can't believe)
I canâ??t believe that itâ??s Freaky Friday

Lil Dicky: Wait, what the fuck?
Ed Sheeran: And now I'm in Ed Sheeranâ??s body
Itâ??s way less cool than being Chris Brown was
Lil Dicky: What the fuck again?
DJ Khaled: Iâ??m DJ Khaled
Why am I yelling?
Kendall Jenner: Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
I got a vagina, Iâ??m gonna explore that right now (woo, woo)
Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn
Iâ??m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman