I'm gonna kill you

Oh hello evil lady at the grocery store
It seems that you don't know what the express lane is for
It says twelve items or less
But you're exempt from that I guess
You started up an argument about coupons

Oh don't make me kill you over 25 cents
I'll give you a freakin' quarter if it makes that much difference
And you've just remembered something you forgot to get
Your husband'll be right back with it

Okay, that's it, I'm gonna kill you

Oh I'm gonna kill you
And possibly your whole family too
All I want is some courtesy
Kindness and maybe an apology

If you don't get out of my grocery line
I'll do the Scorpion's Fatality and rip out your spine

I'm usually a very peaceful person
But I'm gonna kill you
I just wrote a note to the guy down the street
Who recently invested in a giant SUV
It said "I hope you know that we're fighting a war
So you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store

You'd better trade it in
Or I'm gonna kill you"

Yeah, I'm gonna kill you
With a car bomb in your H2

I don't think it'd be too much to ask
For you to be a bit less of an ass
I suggest you re-invest in a Honda Fit
If you don't, you're gonna regret it

I'm usually a very peaceful person
But I'm gonna kill you

It's three a.m. and my neighbor upstairs
Is actually worse than my worst nightmares
He had some friends over for some late night Red Rover
And now, yeah, they're practicing tap dance

Yeah, I'm gonna kill you
And all your loud-ass friends too
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
For you to be a bit less of an ass

If I don't get some peace and quiet
I'll put you on a strychnine diet

I'm gonna kill you