Testo Smash! Starbomb

Smash!

[Arin:]
It was a beautiful day and everyone was excited
There was a picnic and the whole nintendo crew was invited!
Luigi stood up and said:

[Luigi:]
Listen everyone, I love you guys
you are my best friends in the world
you make me glad to be alive!

[Announcer:]
Excuse me!
Hi there, I'm the Announcer
for a fun new family game
It's called Super Smash Brothers!

[Luigi:]
That sounds nice
How do you play?

[Announcer:]
Well first I'm gonna warp you
into a world of hate and warwhere you'll assault everyone
you have known and loved before

[Luigi:]
I don't think I wanna do that

[Announcer:]
Oh c'mon
It'll be a blast
Now grab all your little friends
'Cos it is time for us to motherfucking
Smash!

[Danny:]
Whoa oh!

[Luigi:]
Wait no

[Danny:]
Let's go!
Kick the shit out of your friends!

[Luigi:]
That's not cool

[Danny:]
Have a blast
as you beat their ass
and they'll be forced to clap for you in the end!

Mario!
(Hey bro)
You're chode has been destroyed - 200%!
(I need that chode!)

[Luigi:]
Can't we all just get along?

[Ganondorf & King Dedede]
Abso-fucking-lutely not
you gotta Smash!

[Arin:]
The field was destroyed
Hundreds of bystanders dead!
Kirby held Donkey Kong captive
in his huge disgusting head
Fox said:

[Fox:]
Hey Mario!
Stop crying just suck up
and fight instead

[Luigi:]
I'm Luigi!
All these bloodstains
make my overalls look red!

[Announcer:]
Sonic looked tough
'til Link kicked him in the stuff
The madness of cold-blooded murder'd
overtaken Jigglypuff!

He blasted Bowser to infinity
with one massive-ass hit
And then he took three Falcon Punches
like it wasn't even shit!

[Luigi:]
Is the time almost over?
I can't tell; my face is mashed

[Announcer:]
Don't worry, Luigi
The clock says
4, 3, 2, 1, Smash!

[Danny:]
Whoa oh!

[Luigi:]
This blows!

[Danny:]
You know when Mario and Peach team up
you are screwed!

[Luigi:]
You're my own brother!

[Danny:]
Pikachu is fucking cute
when he is trying to electrocute you!
("Pika-Pi!")

Samus!
("What do you want?")
Is pissed!
You got a small amount of dirt on her suit!
("Oh, you're dead, bitch")

[Luigi:]
That is the last goddamn straw!

[Announcer:]
Oh shit!
I think Luigi's gonna fucking Smash!

[Luigi:]
(Whoa oh oh)
Hey! Look at me now!
(Oh oh oh)
I'm beating my friends!
I have no regrets!
This is the fucking best!

(Oh oh oh)
Yes I can see now!
(Oh oh oh)
We're having fun in the end!
Now it all makes sense!