Testo Int. barbershop day Will Smith

Int. barbershop day

Will Smith is cancelled
Oh, you can't cancel no icon
Boy, please
He walk around like he all invincible or somebody
Uh-uh, don't be messing with Will
He the Fresh Prince

Who the fuck Will Smith think he is?
And that boy damn crazy how he raising them kids (What?)
No, he isn't
Yes, he is
No, he isn't
Yes, he is
And I ain't never gonna forgive him for that shit he did (Boy, bye)
I mean Will Smith used to be cool
He still the shit, he can fit your whole house in his pool
I don't know I mean he rich but he ain't rich rich
Boy, please
I don't even remember the last flick he did
You don't remember Latin? What about Men in Black? (Yeah)
I know your badass guac bad boys, I know you remember that (Plus the soundtrack)
I heard he down bad I heard he won the Oscar but he had to give it back
*And you know they only made him do that shit because he's black*
He don't need it, he the first to win a Grammy for rap
*That's a fact*
He put all the Philly on his back
Bottom line y'all, Will Smith is wack
I mean, he rich, funny and sexy too
You wish you had a Jada Pinkett next to you
Him and Jada both crazy girl, what you talking about?
*You better keep his wife's name out of your mouth*
You're talking shh
But if he came right now, you'd be like, "Come in, Mr. Smith, would you please sit down?"
Hell nah, I'd be like, "Come get a fade
'Cause all your haircuts I seen on the big screen been lame"
One thing's for sure, you can't call him lazy
I ain't tryna call him lazy, I'm callin' the nigga crazy
One classic album, what that make him? Jay-Z?
*Jay-Z plus movies and TV*
Look, he's still the goat, bad boys came in first
I don't like his damn music, that nigga don't fucking curse
He gon' drop a new record like we all gon' forget
He need to take another year and untangle some shit (Oh, my God)
Who the fuck will think he is? He only still relevant because of his kids (Shut up)
No, he isn't
Yes, he is
No, he isn't
Yes, he is (Man)
And I ain't never gonna forgive him for that shit he did
Uh-oh
Oh, shit, they need me in the back
Come in, Mrs. Smith, would you like to sit down?