Testo Livin' like a star Special Ed

Livin' like a star

Yo, I used to be in love with this girl named jill
I know why, because she had the butt like that of a hill
But you couldnt tell me nothin, cause jill was number one
Cause to me, oh my god, how she made me come
I shoulda knew the consequences from the get-go
She would use me like a puppy from a pet show
But like a fool in love I fell for her game
But ah - I got mine everytime I came
You know the place, flatbush avenue
Where I first met the hoe, I said, yo, havent you
Been around before, did we get down before?
I forget, but I bet I met you in a store
Mickey ds - yeah, now I remember
She said, that was for school, I needed money in september
Cause Im a member of the booster squad
And I was thinkin to myself: I knocked her boots so hard
Thats just what I did, until we had a kid
Now the bitch got half my money, plus the crib
Plus the car, plus the limo with the bar
But I guess thats what you get when youre livin like a star

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Every day I wake up, I take up my pen
I write a dope rhyme, then I stretch and bend
And I excercise, wipe the boogers out my eyes
And so on... let me go on to the surprise
Im chillin in my couch in a slouch-like position
Thinkin of a way to spend the day like fishin
Nah - dairy - yeah - cheese
Yo, thats the way to go, but no polly-o, please
Picked up the phonebook, lookin at the pages
Lookin at the star rating right beside the ages
Looked under x for sex and saw stacy
Yeah, you know the one that we call dick tracy
Yes, I think that she can solve my case
So I call her on the phone, she was home alone
She said, come over to my place, Ill cook dinner
Ring-ring-ring-ring - I think we got a winner
Threw on some dip for the trip across town
Yo, I got to go, cause the hoe is down
So I hopped inside of the rented corolla
Saw another girlie, she was pushin on a stroller
I said, yo baby, then hello, mother
And then I said, wait a minute, where is the other?
She said, he said, he wasnt stayin with her
But maybe we can drop the baby by the sitter
And go for a ride, if I was you, Id consider
I dropped the kid off about three blocks away
Went back to the bush to collect my pay
When I got to the crib ma dukes was home
So I couldnt go inside, cause then I couldnt bone
Bone - t-bone - yeah, good thinkin
Got to his crib faster than you could blink, and
T-bone was home alone, I said, t
You got to look out now, come on now, this is me
I got cheese, and shes bein naughty
I heard some footsteps, then came 40
40 lover smooth like groove to the butter
He was busy guzzlin a 40 like water
He said, ed, lets go get another
No, get two for me, you and my brother
I said, bet, while I jet just wait
Went outside just a minute too late
I didnt know where the hell honey dip went till
I saw the cheese breeze by in my rental
Oh, its sugar, she stole my car
But I guess thats what you get when youre livin like a star

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Livin like a star
(every other month I get a brand new car)